shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines

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i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

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I have to put something for Halloween on my blog, and this is too adorable :3

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wanna:

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